Irony, best beloveds, IRONY! Let me tell you why:
I almost had a car accident today.
WITH A COP!
WITH A COP! A POLICEMAN! I ALMOST HAD A COLLISION WITH A POLICEMAN! HOLY CANOODLE! A COP! A COP! THEY HAVE GUNS! HE COULD HAVE TAKEN AWAY MY LICENSE! EGAD! A COP!
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let me tell you how: Continue reading
